January 23rd, 2007


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This morning I was stuck behind a very cheery lime green "FUN BUS". It promised "fitness and fun... on wheels!" Wheels that move very, very slow, apparently. I was hoping the driver was a clown or something, but it was just some hard life looking old lady smoking, which I think is de rigeur in the bus drivers market. Anyway, she was smoking! On a fitness and fun bus!

Cradle of Filth in like, 10 hours. I'm going to have to fight my way through every teenage goth sporting d-rings in the tri-state area to get a Bud Light in a plastic cup. I'll pull hair if I have to. That's just how I do shit.

 You know you're jealous of my party girl lifestyle.