Desi (dxgrrrl) wrote,
Desi
dxgrrrl

Surely, when one applies for a position with the New Jersey Department of Motor Vehicles, the following questions are asked:

Are you grossly unfuckable?
Are you unreasonably rude?
Do you own clunky brown boots?
Would you have a problem with rolling your eyes at everyone?
Do you know the definition of "mail?"  Can you snottily explain it foreigners?

and, lastly

Can you talk about your personal life, loudly, while using a rubber stamp and/or stapler?

Based on my experience, I'd say all applicants must respond "yes" to any or all of the above questions to qualify for employment.
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